Transylvanian Nipple Productions

TNP Cast Members


Cassie
Trannie

TNP Topics
I had heard people talk about Rocky Horror when I was in ninth grade, but I never had any idea what people were talking about. That summer, I recalled that my dad had RHPS on VHS(people remember what those are right?), and asked if I could watch it. That's when I fell in L<3ve. I must have masturbated Rocky style at least every other day for 2-3 weeks. 1 year and 2 months later, I was de-virginized at Baederwood Theater on Halloween....that's when I became obsessed. After that, I learned a bunch of AP phrases from different internet sources, and went to meet the cast at Bryn Mawr, and was invited to be a trannie.
So, underneath that innocent, chorus, and musical theater girl...lies the heart of a true RHPS fan.  - Cassie


QUESTIONS ANSWERS
Favorite Movie RHPS, Rent, Spaceballs, The Breakfast Club, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, History
of the World Part I, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, Home Alone 1&2, The Nightmare Before
Xmas, American History X, and many more.
Hobbies Voice lessons, musical theater, choir, creating and collecting costumes, being in
RHPS, going to parties with my friends.
Favorite Book She's Come Undone, The Princess Diaries (don't laugh, they're good!!), Lemony Snicket's "A Series of Unfortunate Events," and The Neverending Story.
Favorite TV Show Dead Like Me, Big Love, Grounded for Life.
Favorite AP Phrase 1)Ding-Dong, Asshole Calling! Want to buy some Asshole Cookies?
2)Janet are you a slut? "Yes, it's raining?" Are you an asshole Brad? "Yes." Are you
on drugs Riff? "Yes." Are you gay God? *Thunder* JUST ASKING!!
Favorite Word Whatever comes out of my mouth instead of a curse; example:mother...of god.
Fuck Me
Favorite Quote "Happiness is like peeing your pants....everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel
the warmth!"--Those guys at the Ren. Faire.
"She was a hoe, for show."--The 40-Year-Old Virgin
Favorite Music/CD/Group I like virtually everything. I am a singer and enjoy singing many different types of
music.
Anything Else you want people to know If you were for some reason to bump into me with my group of friends, you could
easily pick me out of the group...I'll be the one wearing colors.